When it Doesn’t Pay to be a VIP
Sometimes you’d rather not be a VIP. Like at this valet station. Continue Reading
Handicapped Ineligible
What are the odds the driver of this jacked-up truck is deserving of the handicapped spot he's occupying? Continue Reading
TP’d, Post-it Style
Is this the latest in high school pranks? Forget about toilet-papering someone’s house. Raid the local Office Depot instead and buy enough Post-it Notes... Continue Reading
Municipal Revenue Opportunity
Sure, our cities need more money, at least to fill those potholes that jolt our jaws and send our wheels out of alignment. But... Continue Reading
Crabby Cabbies?
We knew New York City has lots of taxicabs. We should have realized that meant the yellow cabs would guzzle lots of gasoline. But... Continue Reading
A VroomGirl’s Car if We Ever Saw One
We found a kindred spirit when we saw this car and its custom flower-power motif. Continue Reading
We prefer a plumber who can focus
Call us on this if our thinking is scattered. Continue Reading
My Bank Account can beat up your Honor Student
A way to answer the perennial "Why don't you have kids?" question at family gatherings. Also a good reminder to get those pills refilled. Continue Reading