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A VroomGirl Is Always Prepared

By Janis Hirsch - A car wash is the ideal disaster relief meeting place. See you there when the next catastrophe strikes. Continue Reading

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My Auto Show Can Beat Up Your Fashion Show

By Janis Hirsch -- Skip Milan and spanx. Do Detroit and full-fat lattes. You'll have way more fun. Continue Reading

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More Answers To Questions You Didn’t Ask

Want to know if that car makes you look fat? Just ask our resident expert. By Janis Hirsch Continue Reading

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Ask Janis!

Our resident columnist, Janis Hirsch, knows a lot about a lot. But when it comes to things with an engine..not so much. Just read. Continue Reading

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Everything You Didn’t Know You Needed To Know

Need advice regarding bras and wayward biscotti chunks? Janis hooks a sister up. And she ain't no Harley fat girl. Continue Reading

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Drive-By Landmarks

No matter where you live, you have familiar landmarks that make your commute, well, familiar. I jazz mine up with fantastical characters. By Janis Hirsch Continue Reading

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The Written Test Gets A Facelift

Time to renew your driver's license? Take this easy test to see if you're ready. By Janis Hirsch Continue Reading

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National LampVroom’s Vacation

Taking the long way? No problem, we've got your car games covered. By Janis Hirsch Continue Reading