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Everything You Didn’t Know You Needed To Know

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While waiting at a red light, if you want to impress a gaggle of teens about to cross the street, do not poke your head out of your sunroof, crank up Gwen Stefani and sing “Ain’t no Harley fat girl” unless you’re absolutely positive that that’s the lyric and not “Ain’t no holla back girl.”

Young people have very mean laughs.

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