No YOU Shut Up And Drive
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Insert your Garage Stripper Name Here

Is you parking garage stripper name closer to “Lusty Rusty Underchassis” or “No-Turn-Signal Galore”? Continue Reading

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Your Pre-Drive Safety Briefing

By Janis Hirsch. Enjoy those airline attendant pre-flight routines? What if they were in your car every day? Continue Reading

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Baby, You Can’t Drive My Car

by Janis Hirsch. Google can do her brows or do her roots, but driving? Leave that to Janis. Continue Reading

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Take my Husband (for a drive). Please.

PL (Poor Larry) and Janis together for a full day of driving through the beautiful countryside of what is confusingly called the Northern Lower Peninsula of Michigan. What could possibly go wrong? Continue Reading

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Look Who’s Reporting on AutoDesignO

By Janis Hirsch. A night of cars, shoes, sharks, and five white guys. And LOTS of leather. Continue Reading

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Car Tech, VroomGirls Style

By Janis Hirsch - Need to find a gas station, zap chin hairs, or get your daily affirmation? Janis has an app for that. Continue Reading

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Bumper Stickers for the Modern VroomGirl

Who Needs Boring Political Commentary? Our Bumper Stickers tell it like it is. Continue Reading

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What’s In A Name? Nothing, If I Can’t Remember It

by Janis Hirsch Is your car named after a redhead, a killer fish, a hunky Scotsman, or nothing at all? Continue Reading